Stephanie said that she wouldn't come in to work with me on Saturday... just because it was her day off. It was a long day, but I managed to entertain myself. I planted a flower garden on her keyboard, hung broccoli from her ceiling, and threw in a killer potato as a dream-exploitation-cheap-shot. I was sure that she'd want to come in and work with me next weekend but, oddly enough, she does not. People are strange, yes?

This bothered the waitress to the extent that she wouldn't come back to our table. I tried to explain to her that the duck had just had a really bad day (hence, the dart stuck in his head) and that the drink was to cheer him up. She said, "You're not going to drink that?" I said, "No, I ordered it for the duck." She looked at me so strangely and said.. "Then why did you order extra salt?!" ... and that was the last I saw of her. All in all, though, it was a very nice night. The duck was still bummed, but a little more relaxed. I'm pretty sure that I heard him say something about ... sometimes when his muse comes out of the dive bar that she's been hanging out in she's a little too drunk for her own good. Times like that he'd rather not be responsible for the watercolor-ee mishmash that comes out of her head. It was probably just the dart talking.

"What are you doing?"
"Listening to my CD of Ancient Egyptian music."
"Oh. How does one know what Ancient Egyptian music sounded like?"
"You listen to the CD."

"You'd be mighty disappointed if I told you to take all of your clothes off and then went to do laundry."

"..But who wants to breathe second hand nose?"

"I didn't say that a cow was a musical instrument. You just assumed that was what I thought."

"Frolic with the sheep, not AT them."

"I normally wouldn't drink anything this yellow."

"Do you ever drool down the center of your Twizzler by mistake?"

"I didn't go to college for four years just to end up fighting with my underwear."

"I put deodorant on so that I could fall asleep."

"My gosh! You have frightening eyebrows!"

"You didn't observe my filing system for pens."

"But I'm NOT a potato, so we'll never know."

"I don't think that I said the eyebrow thing."