“Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.” ~Gene Perret

“If your baby is ‘beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time’, you're the grandma.” ~Teresa Bloomingdale

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.” ~Gene Perret

“The idea that no one is perfect is a view
most commonly held by people with NO grandchildren.”
~Doug Larson

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." ~Henry Youngman

You're South Carolina!

As far as you're concerned, comparisons made between you and a chicken
have been greatly exaggerated. You prefer to think of yourself as a wren, able to belt
out a tune when the moment calls for it. You're also inexplicably obsessed with palm
trees, though you have been known to cut them down. Part of that whole love-hate
obsession business, most likely. Good times never seemed so good.


Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Hm.... I DO have palm trees in the pool room.