I woke up this morning, but I didn’t feel like waking up.
My head was filled with things to do, things to worry about, things to fix… you know.

I dropped Jennifer off at school and headed back home to get Carrie so that I could drop her off too. It’s foggy and rainy today, but the weather’s pretty warm, so I thought, “Well, at least it’s nice out”. I rolled down my window because when things melt in the winter, the world smells like spring, and just then…

… I kid you not…

A bird flew over and pooped INSIDE of my window.

Oh my gosh… I laughed my butt off, and after that, everything seemed not-so-bad.

Your New Year's Resolutions

1) Get a pet snake 2) Eat more sushi 3) Travel to India 4) Study magic 5) Get in shape with street fighting

Well, gosh....